I have thrown my heart into so very many creative projects over the years.

A great number of these projects I am embarrassed to even be reminded of.

However, there were a few that might have held potential, or perhaps still do.

This page offers a glimpse into my trove of slightly-less-unremarkable failures.



In 2013, my megalomaniacal tendencies and my interest in graphic design would coallesce to form Logo BangR.



“Oh, twelve” was a strange year for me. (And I am a strange person to begin with.) At some point, I’d decided to make the reasonable and well-thought-out decision to try my hand at fashion design.

(This is coming from a guy who flunked home ec; a guy with the patience of a rabid and half-starved… um… puma?)